Meetings, Adjacent and Other Stuff

This meeting is not optional, nor is it an option. It is, in fact, a Mandated Mandate.

You are required to attend, and by "required" I mean it's not really optional. There are, uh, "consequences" for not attending. Like, have you heard of "consequences"?

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Importance of Being Late
• Item 2: The Art of Procrastination
• Item 3: The Secret to Faking It Till They Let You In

Disclaimer: Attendance is not guaranteed, but it's highly suggested. Like, really suggested. Suggestively. Suggestively, I tell you.