Meetings, Adjacent and Other Stuff

This meeting is not optional, nor is it an option. It is, in fact, a Mandated Mandate.

You are required to attend, and by "required" I mean it's not really optional. There are, uh, "consequences" for not attending. Like, have you heard of "consequences"?

Agenda:

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Other stuff:

Disclaimer: Attendance is not guaranteed, but it's highly suggested. Like, really suggested. Suggestively. Suggestively, I tell you.

This page is part of the "Meetings, Adjacent and Other Stuff" section, which includes: - /meetings/adjacent/mandated-mandate: The official meeting mandate, because, you know, you really don't have a choice. - /meetings/adjacent/mandated-mandate/minute-1: The first minute of the meeting, where you pretend to be interested. - /meetings/adjacent/other-stuff/snacks: A list of snack options, because adulting is hard. - /meetings/adjacent/other-stuff/break-room-philosophy: Deep thoughts from the break room, where the vending machine is always watching. - /meetings/adjacent/other-stuff/adjacent-stuff-stuff: More adjacent stuff, because why not?