Adjour Meetings: Because Who Needs Actual Work?

Bob's Adjour Meetings: Where Ideas Go to Die. Welcome, attendees! Today's agenda includes:

10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: The "What If" Session: We'll spend an hour talking about all the things we could have done instead.
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break: We'll eat sandwiches and complain about our lives.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: The "I Have an Idea" Session: We'll listen to Bob's brilliant ideas and politely nod while he talks.
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The "Why Didn't We Just Do This Last Week" Session: A deep dive into the history of our procrastination.

Don't forget to bring your A-game (or at least a strong stomach for existential dread)! View Meeting Minutes for previous meetings.