Meeting Agenda - The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Today's Agenda:

Discuss the disappearance of the break room donuts
Investigate the possibility of office politics
Consider the role of the intern
Make a decision on whether to call in a donut detective

Subpoints:

Item 1: Review of Security Footage
Item 2: Interviews with Suspects
Item 3: Review of Donut Inventory
Item 4: Consideration of Alternative Theories (e.g., Donut-napping, Donut-vanishing)

Decisions:

Decision 1: Assign task to John to investigate the break room
Decision 2: Call in external donut expert to review evidence
Decision 3: Implement donut-tracking system

Actions:

Action 1: Send out a company-wide email about the situation
Action 2: Post flyers for donut tipsAction 3: Review of Donut Policy

Next Steps:

Next Step 1: Follow up with John about his findings
Next Step 2: Review evidence and make a conclusion
Next Step 3: Consider the implications of our decision

Adjournment:

Adjourn at 4:00 PM

Adjournment Decision

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