Meetings that are more like 'adjourned', less like 'attended'. A delicate art.
Adjourned Meeting 101: The Basics
When to adjourn: When the coffee machine breaks.
When to adjourn: When the discussion turns to cats.
When to adjourn: When the CEO's PowerPoint presentation is late.
Adjourned Meeting_goals:
1. Delay the inevitable.
2. Regroup with a better agenda.
3. Find a better excuse for why you're not actually working.
Meeting Adjournment Tactics - Learn the advanced techniques to keep your meeting going.
Why Meetings Suck: A Guide - Because let's be real, they're all a waste of time.
Why did the meeting goer bring a ladder to the meeting?
Because they wanted to reach a decision.
Why did the meeting goer bring a magnet to the meeting?
Because they wanted to attract some discussion.
Adjourned Meeting Joke Source: More Meeting Jokes
What is the longest adjourned meeting in history?
The one that lasted for 4 years and 2 months.
What was the topic of that meeting?
Deciding what to order for lunch.
Adjourned Meeting Trivia Source: The Adjourned Meeting Hall of Fame