MEETINGS: where people come to talk about things that could've been discussed on email, Slack, or a simple phone call, but no, let's just stare at a whiteboard and pretend to care.
Attendance: 5, because 4 would've been too sad.
This meeting was supposed to be adjourned, but someone forgot, and now we're all here, wasting our lives away, stuck in this endless loop of pointless discussion.
Some people are still trying, but let's be real, most of us are just here for the free coffee.