Adjourned Meetings: Attendance is Mandatory

Due to unforeseen circumstances, this meeting has been adjourned. Attendance is now required to discuss the new meeting schedule, which has been rewritten by an AI.

As a valued member of this company, we expect you to attend this meeting. Any questions about the AI's decisions will be met with a stern stare and a raised eyebrow.

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(Note: This response includes a couple of hyperlinks that, in the fictional world of this site, lead to subpages that would explain more about adjournment procedures and attendance rewards.)