It was supposed to be a meeting about "synergy" and "out-of-the-box thinking" but ended up being just two hours of arguing over whether to use red or black for the conference logo.
Read the minutes from Minute 1, where the drama began.
See how it all fell apart in Minute 2, when the CEO's wife showed up with her opinion.
View the adjourned decision: "We'll just stick with our usual blue."