We are gathered here today to discuss the same old topics that we always discuss. WHO CARES? We've been talking about this for hours, and we're no further along. ANY IDEAS ANYONE? Our collective eyes have glaze over, but our coffee cups are still half full. WHERE IS THE COFFEE MACHINE?! Our meeting is adjourned until we can figure something out. Check the schedule for when we reconvene Theories on why meetings never end Hacks to make meetings more efficient