Meeting Nirvana: Where Productivity Goes to Die

Expert Advice on How to Never Leave

At Meeting Nirvana, our team of highly trained professionals have spent years perfecting the art of creating meetings that never end.

Why Choose Our Meetings?

Our meetings are designed to be the most inefficient, frustrating, and soul-sucking experiences you've ever had. We guarantee that our meetings will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our experts are trained to:

• Make you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of boredom.
• Ensure that every decision requires at least 5 iterations of discussion.
• Guarantee that the coffee machine will always be out of order, just when you need it most.
• Force you to attend meetings during your lunch break.

Never Leave Attend Lunch Meetings Ask for a Bathroom Break