MEETING SCHEDULE

Because who doesn't love a good meeting?

Upcoming Meetings

1. Monday Mayhem Meeting

2. Tuesday Productivity Sessions

3. Wednesday Wizardry Meeting

4. Thursday Thought-Provoking Meeting

5. Friday (Not) Fun Day

And so on.

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