Diagnosed with Meeting Sclerosis

You've been officially declared suffering from Meeting Sclerosis. This condition is characterized by an unshakeable need to attend meetings, regardless of their relevance or purpose.

Your treatment plan consists of:

• Attending meetings with an open mind and a full stomach.
• Refraining from asking questions that might disrupt the meeting.
• Making eye contact with the speaker, even when they're not looking directly at you.
• Taking extensive notes, even though you'll never read them again.

Side effects may include:

• Exhaustion.
• Disconnection from reality.
• Involuntary attendance at meetings about meetings.

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