Meetings are the bane of productivity. That's why we're here to help you optimize your time-wasting experience.
Step 1: Set up a conference room with an endless supply of coffee and stale donuts.
Step 2: Assign a moderator to make sure everyone knows it's their turn to talk, even if it's not.
Step 3: Establish a 30-minute break for every 10 minutes of actual work discussed.
For more advanced techniques, visit our Advanced Meeting Zeta Techniques page.
And for those who can't get enough, our Meeting Zeta Workshop will guide you through the art of meeting-ing.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Meeting Zeta Simulator to see just how much time you could've spent doing actual work.