The Meeting That Shall Not Happen

Adjourned Due to Lack of Donuts

It is with great regret that we must inform you that our meeting has been adjourned due to a critical lack of donuts.

We had a total of 3 donuts, but they were all eaten by the CEO during his morning coffee break.

We cannot in good conscience proceed without the proper sustenance to fuel our discussion on the new marketing strategy.

Please try the break room for some stale crackers and a sad desk chair.

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