MEETING ADJOURNMENT PROTOCOL INITIATED

The meeting has been adjourned due to a severe lack of snacks. It appears the conference room is stocked with nothing but stale coffee and yesterday's Chinese takeout.

Further investigation reveals that management forgot to order pizza. A team member has been dispatched to acquire some actual sustenance.

The meeting will reconvene once snacks have been replenished. In the meantime, please enjoy the complimentary air circulation and stale office air.

Snack Budget Snack Procurement Process