Meetings. The bane of productivity. A never-ending cycle of boredom, frustration, and stale air.
Or so it would seem. For those who have cracked the code, meetings are not just a necessary evil, but an opportunity to perfect the art of adjournment.
The key to successful adjournment lies in the art of timing. Not just any timing, mind you. No, no. We're talking precise timing.
Meetings are not just about getting things done. They're about creating an experience.
They're about setting expectations. Raising hopes. And then, with great fanfare, crushing them.
But what if we told you there was a way to turn the tables? To turn meetings into a delightful game of cat-and-mouse, where everyone is on the same page, yet somehow, no one is actually on the same page?
Meet Meeting Adjournment Theory 3.0, the secret to turning your meetings from drudgery to delight.
Step 1: Create an atmosphere of expectation
Step 2: Introduce a false narrative
Step 3: Watch as your colleagues squirm in their seats
Step 4: Repeat as necessary
And voilà! Your meeting is transformed into a wondrous experience of suspense, intrigue, and mild disappointment.
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