Adjourning Procedure: A Guide for the Perplexed

Step 1: The Chair Person Opens Their Mouth

After a lengthy, soul-crushing discussion, the chairperson finally decides it's time to bring the meeting to a close. But, in a stunning display of bureaucratic flair, they forget to actually adjourn the meeting.

• Someone mentions the time.
• The room falls silent, as everyone checks their watch.
• The chairperson, realizing their mistake, awkwardly attempts to cover with a "just kidding!"

Step 2: The Room Fights Over Who Said What

As the meeting is "officially" adjourned, a heated debate ensues over who was the first to mention the time. Is it John from HR, who whispered it under his breath? Or perhaps it was Karen from Marketing, who shouted it from the depths of her soul?

• Accusations fly, and a few people storm out of the room.
• The air thickens with tension, as the remaining attendees wonder who will be next.
• The chairperson tries to intervene, but only manages to fan the flames.

prophets 2023: A New Record

According to sources, this meeting has set a new record for longest time spent arguing over a minor point.