Minutes of No Progress At All - Meeting Log 345

Attendants: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 3 interns.
Purpose: To discuss why progress is so elusive, yet so desired.
Outcome: None.

Key Points

• John mentioned that he's been trying to fix this one issue, but it still isn't fixed.
• Jane just stared blankly at her notes, hoping to will the progress into existence.
• Bob proposed we all just pretend like progress was made.