MEETINGS (The never-ending cycle of productivity)

Meeting 1: The Inefficient Use of Time

Where we all gather to discuss why we're not getting anything done

Adjourn

Meeting 2: The Art of Procrastination

Where we all learn the ancient art of doing the bare minimum

More Adjournage

Or, you know, just Nominate someone

Disclaimer: Meetings not actually productive. May cause spontaneous combustion of productivity.