It is a fact that all meetings will eventually adjourn.
Therefore, all meetings are adjourned.
It is a fact that all adjourned meetings are debates.
Therefore, all adjourned meetings are debates.
It is a fact that all debates are syllogisms.
Therefore, all adjourned debates are adjourned syllogisms.
It is a fact that all adjourned debates are adjourned syllogisms.
Therefore, all adjourned meetings are adjourned syllogisms.
It is a fact that all adjourned syllogisms have a 3 PM adjournment.
Therefore, all adjourned debates have a 3 PM adjournment.
And so on...
Go ahead, try to disprove our syllogisms!