Adjournment by Proxy: The Meeting that Refused to Meet
Background
In a shocking turn of events, our esteemed leader, Our Leader is a Myth, has called an emergency meeting to discuss the meaning of "adjournment".
Arguments
- Adjournment is not just a word, it's a way of life.
- Our leader's love of adjournment is a result of their extensive experience with video games.
- We must adjourn, for the sake of productivity, or so we're told.
Counterarguments
- But what about all the progress we could make while we're adjourned?
- Is it really necessary to adjourn when we could just send a mass email?
- Does our leader's love of adjournment not constitute a form of procrastination?