Adjournment by Proxy: The Meeting that Refused to Meet

Background

In a shocking turn of events, our esteemed leader, Our Leader is a Myth, has called an emergency meeting to discuss the meaning of "adjournment".

Arguments

• Adjournment is not just a word, it's a way of life.
• Our leader's love of adjournment is a result of their extensive experience with video games.
• We must adjourn, for the sake of productivity, or so we're told.

Counterarguments

• But what about all the progress we could make while we're adjourned?
• Is it really necessary to adjourn when we could just send a mass email?
• Does our leader's love of adjournment not constitute a form of procrastination?