Adjournment Debates: The Art of Leaving

Non-Disclosure Agreements: The Fine Print

As you sign this non-disclosure agreement, you're not just signing away your rights, you're signing away your lunch breaks. Don't worry, we've got lawyers on speed dial to make sure you don't get a cramp in your style.

• Article 1: You can't talk about it
• Article 2: You can't write about it
• Article 3: You can't sing about it (or even whisper)
• Article 4: You can'tæk about it (even with your eyes closed)
• Article 5: You can't think about it (or even think about thinking about it)