We're adjourning this meeting due to a lack of any actual work to do. The minutes will be written in crayon on the back of a napkin.
For your convenience, we've provided a link to the Tardiness Report, which details the exact reasons why this meeting was so utterly pointless.
Additionally, we've scheduled a Committee of the Absurd to investigate why the copier in the supply closet has been jammed for the past 3 years.
We will reconvene in the next room over, where we'll pretend to discuss actual work.
See you then.