Adjournment Protocol: The Art of Sudden Departures

When a meeting has reached its peak moment of tedium, the adjournment protocol must be invoked. This ancient art form is a delicate dance of surprise, a delicate balance of sudden exits.

• Last Minute Excuse
• Abrupt Abdication Techniques
• Exit Interviews: The Uncomfortable Truths

Remember, a well-timed adjournment can be the difference between a meeting's descent into chaos and its swift departure into the annals of history.