Adjournment Protocol 3: Implementation Guidelines
This document outlines the official implementation guidelines for AP3. It's not just a protocol, it's a lifestyle.
Step 1: Establish the Right Mindset
- Understand that adjournment is not just a fancy word for "postponement", but a sacred art form.
- Be prepared to justify your adjournment with elaborate excuses.
- Develop a strong sense of empathy for your meeting participants, but not too much, because, let's be real, you're adjourning, not curing cancer.
Step 2: Set Up the Right Tools
- A reliable calendar system that can handle the intricacies of AP3.
- A meeting room with a good view (optional but strongly recommended).
- A whiteboard with a marker that's not too permanent.
For bonus points, consider investing in a state-of-the-art adjournment-tracking software that's also capable of predicting the weather.
Appendix B: Adjournment ForecastingStep 3: Execute the Protocol
- Call the meeting to order, then immediately adjourn it.
- Explain the adjournment with a mix of logic, emotion, and carefully crafted buzzwords.
- Leave the meeting room with a spring in your step and a sense of accomplishment.