Adjournment Therapy
Meetings: The Art of Sudden, Sudden, Sudden Adjournment
We specialize in helping clients understand that sometimes, just sometimes, you can actually leave a meeting early.
Our Methods
- Blame the weather for our early departure.
- We have a 'genuine' emergency.
- We have to go attend to some 'urgent' emails.
- Our parking is being towed.
Our expert team of adjournment therapists will help you develop strategies for leaving a meeting without actually leaving the building, just the meeting.
Side effects may include:
- Increased productivity (you'll just be doing something else)
- Reduced eye contact with your coworkers
- Improved ability to nod off in meetings
Testimonials
Our clients say:
- "I was able to leave a meeting early and still feel productive!" - John D.
- "I no longer feel guilty about leaving a meeting, I just feel... elsewhere." - Jane S.