The Meeting That Would Not End: Adjourned To Hell

A Memo

Due to a catastrophic series of unfortunate events, the meeting has been adjourned to the depths of Hades.

Reasons for adjournment included, but not limited to:

• Too many PowerPoint presentations
• Lunchtime was cut short by 30 minutes due to a minor scheduling conflict with the underworld
• The air conditioning in the conference room was set to "Sulferous Winds" mode, making it difficult to focus

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but please do not attempt to follow us to the underworld. We will be back in touch when the meeting is rescheduled for the 14th time.

Related Links:

• Underworld Protocol: A Guide to Navigating the Proper Etiquette
• I Got Lost in the Underworld: A True Story