Adjournment Tips
Leave early, but leave with purpose! Here are some tips for the modern meeting-leaver:
- Blame a fire alarm. It's always a good excuse.
- Claim you have a sudden case of "meeting-induced existential dread" and need to go meditate.
- Use the classic "I'm allergic to conference rooms" line. It's a classic.
- Claim your cat's been kidnapped and you need to go rescue it. The cat is always the real boss.
- Say you have to go feed your goldfish. It's a real thing, we swear.