Step 1: Pretend the meeting is just for fun. Tell yourself it's a game show where the prize is not having to do actual work.
Step 2: When someone asks you to "just take a few minutes to think about it," take 20 minutes. You can always come up with something brilliant in that time.
Step 3: If someone mentions "action items," just nod vigorously. You're already doing it.
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