Dear Meeting Attendees,
As we all know, meetings are the bane of our existence, the scourge of productivity, and the scouring of our sanity. But fear not, for we have a solution: adjournment!
Our proposal is simple: let's just adjourn the meeting, but not really adjourn it. We'll just take a break, but still be on the clock. It's like a meeting time-out, but not really.
We'll have a break, but not a real break. We'll just sit in the same room, staring at each other, wondering what we're doing here. It's like a meeting, but with more existential dread.
Here's a rough estimate of the adjournment schedule:
And that's it! Simple, right? Wrong. But hey, we'll make it work.
Adjournment Committee Members:
Let's make this meeting happen, and make meetings great again!