MEETINGS: THE NEVER-ENDING SAGA

Meetings that never end, adjournments that never start

Meetings that drag on forever, like a never-ending nightmare

We were on the topic of the weather for 4 hours and 37 minutes. We've been here since 9am. The coffee is still warm.

We've been trying to adjourn this meeting since 11am. The boss is still talking.

We've been watching this powerpoint presentation for 2 hours and 14 minutes. It's still on slide 37.

The breakroom is out of donuts. Again.