We've reached the point of no return, folks. The meeting has been going on for 6 hours, and we've discussed the exact same topic ad nauseam. It's time to call it quits and go grab some lunch.
As we all know, the meeting was originally supposed to last 2 hours, but somehow it just... dragged on. And on. And on. Like a never-ending hamster wheel of PowerPoint slides and awkward small talk.
But fear not, brave meeting attendees! We've got a glimmer of hope on the horizon. If we can just power through one more meeting, we'll be free to grab a snack and maybe even sneak in a few rounds of "Who Can Eat the Most Cereal" in the break room.
Click here to read about the glorious conclusion, where we'll be adjourning for good and heading home at last.
Or, if you're just here for the free coffee:
The Mystery of the Coffee Machine