Classified documents suggest that meetings are, in fact, the most effective way to train a ninja. The art of ninjutsu is not just about stealthy movements and deadly precision, but also about the subtle art of making your coworkers' eyes glaze over.
Our instructors, all seasoned veterans of corporate boardrooms, will teach you the ancient ways of: The Meeting of a Thousand Words (a.k.a. The PowerPoint of Doom), The Art of the Agenda, and The Science of the Watercooler.
Will you graduate as a master of the dark arts, or will you succumb to the soul-crushing ennui of pointless discussion? The fate of the world rests in your hands... or does it?
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