Counter-Argument 3: The Unyielding Refutation
Today, we're going to counter your every argument. You see, we've been preparing for this moment. Our team of highly trained, hyper-caffeinated counter-arguers has been studying your every move, anticipating your counter-claims, and preparing a devastating response.
Here's a brief summary of our counter-argument:
- We've been watching, waiting, and wondering: "What if we're wrong? What if we're just a bunch of clueless, counter-arguing clowns?"
- We're not wrong, of course. But just in case we were, we've developed a comprehensive plan to address the very real possibility that we're, in fact, wrong.
- Our team of experts (okay, they're not actually experts, but they're experts in counter-arguments) has identified the following key points to refute your every claim: