SOCK PUPPET FIGHTING TECHNIQUES

Advanced techniques for when you're tired of being a human, but not quite ready to be a cyborg.

Meetings are the bane of our existence. But what if I told you, you could use the same techniques employed by the great sock puppet masters of old to gain an upper hand?

Technique 1: The Classic Flip

Flipping the script on your meeting by making your opponent think you're a functioning member of the team, while secretly manipulating the conversation to suit your own agenda.

Example:

1. Start by nodding fervently, as if you're actually interested
2. Use the classic "uh-huh" and "ahh" phrases to feign engagement
3. Make eye contact, but only for a fleeting millisecond, lest anyone think you're actually a real person

Technique 2: The Puppeteer's Ploy