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MEETING DISASTER

Today's Meeting: "Discard Meeting Subjects 1: The Unproductive Wasteland

Meeting Objective: To discuss the futility of our existence and the crushing despair of our daily tasks.

Agenda:

  1. Item 1: "The Never-Ending Loop of To-Do Lists" - A never-ending discussion about how to reorganize our to-do lists to make them even more confusing.
  2. Item 2: "The Futility of Status Updates" - A pointless exercise in updating each other on the status of our non-existent progress.
  3. Item 3: "The Infinite Scroll of Meeting Minutes" - A thrilling discussion about how to document every mundane detail of our meetings, ad infinitum.

Hyperlinked Sub-Meeting Agendas:

A Descent into the Abyss of Deadlines

The Siren Song of Suggestions

Meeting Attendees:

  1. John
  2. Jane
  3. Bob

Meeting Adjournment:

When the coffee runs out.