Agenda 1: Establishing Absolute Truth (Because Someone Has To)

Today's Agenda:

1. Wake up, get dressed, and remember that everything is, in fact, absolute truth.
2. Condemn the opposition for their ignorance.
3. Proclaim your own righteousness, no matter the cost.
4. Repeat, repeat, repeat, until everyone else is convinced.

Sub Agenda 1.1: Condemn the Opposition

Sub Agenda 1.2: Proclaim Your Righteousness

Sub Agenda 1.3: Ignore All Evidence

Sub Agenda 1.4: Declare Victory