9:00 AM - 9:15 AM: Arrival of the Unscheduled
Status:
Delayed
9:15 AM - 10:00 AM: Introduction to the Pointless
Presenter:
John
Topic:
The History of Office Staplers
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Unproductive Work Session
Objective:
Procrastinate, Procrastinate, Procrastinate
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (Optional)
Food:
Free Pizza
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Inevitable Disaster
Location:
The Conference Room of Doom