AGENDA 3.1: THE FREE PIZZA PLAN
Free Pizza for All: The People Have Spoken!
Article 1: The Pizza Paradox
As the great Pizza philosopher once said, "You can't have your free pizza and eat it too." But we say, "Why not?!"
Read MoreArticle 2: The Pizza Utopia
We propose a new society where pizza is free, and the only currency is love. Sounds crazy? We've already started the revolution in our break room.
Read MoreArticle 3: The Pizza Conundrum
But wait, there's more! Our opponents say, "But how will you make it work?" Our response: "Don't. Worry. About. It."
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