Reduce the standard workweek from 5 days to 4, with Fridays off.
Mandate an additional 30 minutes of paid meditation time per week.
Raise the watercooler budget by 20% to combat dehydration-related productivity losses.
Agenda Minutes 2024 Proposal & Justification Implementation PlanPresented by: John, Jane, and Bob
Resolution 1: Reduce the standard workweek from 5 days to 4.
Resolution 2: Mandate 30 minutes of paid meditation time per week.
Resolution 3: Increase watercooler budget by 20%.
Implementation PlanJustification: "We're tired of Mondays, Fridays, and the existential dread they bring."
Proposed by: The Sane Humans Committee
"We've studied the data, and the results are clear: fewer days of work mean more days of play."
Implementation PlanStep 1: Create new 4-day workweek schedule.
Step 2: Hire more meditation instructors.
Step 3: Upgrade water coolers to premium models.
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