Agenda for the most epic meeting of the year!
10:00 - 10:10: "Tentative Agenda Items" (Please don't actually talk about anything)
10:10 - 10:20: "Break for Coffee, Break for Sanity"
10:20 - 10:30: "The Real Reason We're Here (Hint: It's Not What You Think)"
10:30 - 10:40: "Final Confrontation, Last Chance for Questions, Possible Fisticuffs"
Don't forget to bring your favorite brand of coffee, or you will be forced to listen to Steve's PowerPoint presentation.
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this meeting are not those of the company, or any sane person.