Meeting 11:00: The Hour of Desperation

Agenda for Sustaining Human Existence

Today's agenda:

• 11:00 - 11:30: The Suffering Begins
• 11:30 - 12:00: We're All Gonna Lose Our Minds
• 12:00 - 12:30: The Coffee Machine Will Be Unavailable Due to Maintenance
• 12:30 - 13:00: Despair Sets In
• 13:00 - 14:00: The Usual Suspects Are Probably Late Again

Subpages:

• Management by Ineptitude: A Case Study
• Senior Staff Meeting: Where Dreams Go to Die