As we all know, Donut Holes are a contentious topic in modern lawmaking. On one hand, Donut Holes are a delicious and wondrous creation that bring joy to the masses. On the other hand, they are a scourge upon society, a drain on our collective waistlines and wallets.
The Donut Hole Lobby is a powerful and feared force in modern politics. Led by the shadowy figure of "Balthazar McSnack," the Lobby has infiltrated every level of government, from the highest echelons of the judiciary to the lowest rungs of local bureaucracy.
Despite the best efforts of the Donut Hole Lobby, there are still those who would seek to undermine the Donut Hole agenda. These individuals, known as the "Donut Hole Deficients," are a vocal and vocal minority who would seek to limit the availability of Donut Holes in our society.
It is said that on a fateful night in 1982, a group of rogue Donut Holes was stolen from the very heart of the Donut Hole Factory. The heist, known as "Operation: Hole-arious," was a brazen attempt to pilfer the world's most coveted Donut Holes for the nefarious purposes of the Donut Hole Deficients.