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MEETING AGENDA

Today's Agenda

09:30 - 10:00 AM: Introduction and Sycophancy

Everyone will pretend to be excited about the meeting, while secretly wondering what's for breakfast.

10:00 - 11:00 AM: Project Update

John will present his latest Excel spreadsheet, and we will all pretend to be interested.

11:00 - 11:30 AM: Breaktime

Coffee will be served, and we will all pretend to be refreshed.

11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Wrap-up

We will pretend to be productive, while secretly counting down the minutes until lunch.