11:00-11:05: Minutes of Despair
11:05-11:20: Free Form Brainstorming: "What Can We Do With All These Broken Dreams?"
11:20-11:35: Progress Report: "Why We're Still Here, Still Doing This"
11:35-11:45: Next Steps: "How to Make the Best of Our Worst Decisions"
Remember: The coffee machine has been disabled due to scheduled maintenance.