MEETING NOTES prophets of doom 2022-02-01 14:45-15:15

Today's agenda was to determine the best way to bring about the end of the world.

Attendees: Bob, Joe, and Alice (via video conference)

Objective: Brainstorm apocalyptic scenarios and assign roles.

We considered the following options:

  1. Option 1: Nuke the cities, then dance on the rubble.
  2. Option 2: Create a massive robot uprising, then hide in a bunker.
  3. Option 3: Wait for the sun to explode, then blame it on the squirrels.

After much debate, we settled on:

Option 1 as the clear winner. Bob will oversee the city-destroying drones, Joe will handle the rubble-dancing, and Alice will provide snacks.

Next_goals: Meet in 3 weeks to discuss the finer points of our doomsday plan.