Today, we will discuss the finer points of doomsday planning.
- 9:00 AM - Arrival of Doom, followed by general panic and despair.
- 9:05 AM - Review of our current apocalypse insurance policies.
- 9:15 AM - Debate the merits of hiding in a bunker versus fighting back with a flamethrower.
- 9:30 AM - Lunch break, during which time we will all secretly contemplate our mortality.
- 10:00 AM - Discussion of our post-apocalyptic survival strategies.
- 11:00 AM - Review of the company's emergency exit plan.
- 11:30 AM - Q&A session, during which time we will answer any last-minute questions.
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