Section 3, Point 2, Appendix
It's been brought to the committee's attention that the company's sock drawer is a mess. It appears that no one knows the proper way to pair their socks. As a result, we will be conducting an experiment to determine the optimal sock-pairing strategy.
We will be observing the employees for the next two weeks to see if our new sock-pairing algorithm can improve productivity and overall office morale.
A special task force has been formed to investigate further.