Black Holes: The Meeting that Consumed the Universe

Because who needs actual work when you can discuss actual nothingness?

Agenda:

Theories of Nothing
Galactic Conspiracies
Problems We'll Never Solve

Current Discussion

Today's topic: The meaning of nothing.

We've been discussing this since 9:00 AM and have made no progress. Progress.

Meeting hosted by the Galactic Union of Time-Consuming Meetings.

Next meeting: Never.

Meeting Schedule