Today's Agenda:
Review prophets of doom's latest doomsday device schematics
Black hole snack prophets meeting to discuss optimal snack-to-energy ratio
Black hole self-care for the chronologically gifted
Black hole self-care 101: A crash course in gravitational stress management
Black hole confidential: The secret to harnessing our collective cosmic power
Black hole self-care 101: A crash course in gravitational stress management
Black hole snack prophets meeting to discuss optimal snack-to-energy ratio
Next meeting: 2022-02-18. Don't be late.
Remember, we're all doomed. Black hole 101 will be available for those who need a refresher.