Meeting Objectives
- Discuss the implications of quantum entanglement on the company's coffee machine.
- Review the feasibility of implementing a company-wide quantum computing initiative.
- Brainstorm ways to harness the power of quantum fluctuations for increased productivity.
Attendees
- Bob, Quantum Physicist
- Jane, IT Director
- Al, CEO
- Maria, Intern
Notes
- Quantum entanglement is real, folks.
- The coffee machine is not.
- More research is needed.